Most Useful Drinking Accessories
2022-12-01
A list of accessories that will assist you with some creative methods of drinking.
A good collection of drinking equipment can add some flair to your drinking, adding interest to how you prepare your drinks or how you drink them.
The following items are not in any way sponsored, the links provided are just examples of where the items can be purchased. There are various websites where you can get the same item but could differ in price and quality.
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Beer Bong
An undeniable favourite for consuming large amounts of alcohol in a short amount of time.
This drinking apparatus utilises three vital components, the funnel, the pipe and the valve to hold =, deliver and control the consumption.
A beer bong can be utilised in many circumstances for forfeits, races and getting those who haven’t drank as much caught up with everyone else. There are lots of possibilities for a beer bong, some of which we have outlined in our glossary. Find yourself a reliable piece of equipment that is at least a 2 feet long so that it can be used for maximum enjoyment.
Push-down Bottle Opener
The most homo-erotic yet efficient way to open your bottle of beer!
Impress your friends with the latest invetion in bottle opening technology. A quick, easy and idiot-proof bottle opening tool, you push it and it pops off, no drama.
Less ugly than most bottle openers and acts as a brilliant time saving device. The only downside is that it won’t easily fit on your car keys, but you can’t have it all!
Snorkel
Struggle to neck your bottled drinks? Being called a pussy by your friends? Do we have the solution for you!
The drinking snorkel is perfectly engineered to deliver alcohol from bottle to mouth whilst providing air to the bottle so you can finish the drink without the air pressure interrupting you.
The perfect way to quickly drink bottles of alcohol with no fuss. Get a full set for you and your mates so you can all race or buy one and keep it for yourself so you never get called a pussy again.
Breathalyser
Struggle to know when enough is enough? Get a pocket size breathalyser to settle your worries.
The cheap and cheerful version that I have linked below should not be used to dictate whether it is okay for you to drive after a drink or few, as its likely inaccurate.
This can be used as a bit of fun during a night of drinking, testing who the lightweight is or who is the winner of being most drunk.
Cap Shooter
A brilliant way to maintain a tidy pad and keep the drinks flowing in at the same time.
The cap shooter doesn’t only shoot caps but it opens the bottle for you and loads it in the chamber to be shot wherever you may please.
Use the gun as a part of a game by necking drinks and shooting targets or holster it yourself to issue punishments to unruley guests, your choice.
Spirit Pistol
A playful way to get shots down people during a party.
Fill the gun up with your favourite spirit and give it a squirt. Using a pistol will require quite a few squirts for you to feel it so be prepared to refill quite often if its a small shoota.
Use this as a punishment during games or pass a few round for a bit of fun during a night of drinking
Shotgun Tool
The tool for all the pro drinkers out there who love to shotgun a beer, learn more about shotguns in the glossary.
One of the best ways to drain a can is a good shotgun, but the main problem for most is getting that damn hole in the can without destroying it completely or shaking the beer up so much that its all foamy.
A tool has been devised to make this as easy as using a bottle opener, just press, pierce and chug. Anybody who is anybody in the drinking world has one of these in their aresenal so they can make sure a shotgun is always on the cards.
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