Best Summer Drinking Ideas

2022-10-01

Try these new drinking ideas to make the most out of your summer sessions.

Be that person at your next social by using one of our summer drinking ideas to freshen up your events with new ideas, forcing your friends to raise their own pathetic standards.

Not all of these will work for the type of summer party you have in mind, but they might give inspiration if nothing else.

Quote of the day:

The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink

Cocktail Dispensers

Get a few comically large 10L dispensers and churn out some summer cocktails using your own ‘creative acumen’ or, more realistically, by following some of our cocktail recipes.

You’ll need an absurd amount of liquid to fill these tanks, so make sure to bulk buy your cheap booze and then garnish with a few slices of fresh fruit to make the entire toxic mess look inviting.

You can label your drinks so everyone knows what they’re having or better yet, keep them unlabelled as mystery drinks for a bit of interest.

Link: Cooler/Dispenser

Outdoor Games

Go ahead and browse our list of outdoor games, perfect for those hot summer days when you physically cannot be indoors.

Take your pick from “active: sports games or “chilled” low effort ones such as Beer Darts which lets you bask in the sun while slowly dehydrating. You’ll need some equipment, but these games can be taken anywhere you plan to pass out: beach, park, or a miserable patio.

The active nature of these outdoor games will supposedly burn off more calories than regular card games, giving you the perfect, guilt-free excuse to aggressively consume those tasty cans.

Link: Outdoor Games

Floating Drinks Cooler

For those of you lucky to have a pool at your disposal, floating drink coolers are a great way to keep the drinks flowing whilst having fun in the pool.

You can buy a specialty product designed for this level of luxury, or, if you’re feeling aggressively thrifty, re-engineer your regular cooler into a floating variant using pool noodles and cable ties. Fill it with ice to keep your cans cool, or turn it into a floating punch bowl.

And why stop there? The world of aquatic alcoholism is vast! There are also floating beer pong tables and floating ring toss available.d

Links: Floating Cooler | Inflatable Beer Pong | Ring Toss

Beer Run

This is a more creative activity where you build an elaborate, pointless maze for your drinks. Think of it as a marble run, but instead of marbles, it transports cheap, lukewarm alcohol down a series of makeshift channels toward a finish line where some thirsty bastard awaits.

This creative method of drinking suits outdoor sessions since the ‘run’ can be built out of anything (foil, old hotwheels track, gutter pipe, etc.) and launched from anywhere (out the kitchen window, up a tree, down the garden). The best part? No worries about mess, because you’ll just leave it all for someone else to clean up tomorrow.

If you lack the basic engineering skills for a proper run, an acceptable alternative is a beer delivery system using a simple slide to transport a can of beer from point A to point B.

Drunk Sports Day

The best way to get a party started is with competitive drinking. An active series of games that involves day drinking and a lot of energy, likely not getting to the end of the games to decide who’s won.

Its perfect for a summer drinking session, involving everyone and getting you outside, providing entertainment for all. Especially for the spectators as more drink is consumed.

We will be creating an activity page on this concept soon.

Wearable Drinks Containers

No matter how convenient something is, nothing can beat the convenience of drinking a beer with no hands.

Using the latest 21st century technology, wearable drinking devices are here. Both beer helmets and chest pouches can offer you the freedom of movement wherever you are on your day of summer fun.

Check out the examples of these creations below.

Links: Beer Helmet | Drinks Pouch

Lucky dip

Create a breif bit of excitement by forcing your guests to blindly pick a drink from a lucky dip, where pure chance can determine what colour your puke is.

Find an old, dusty container and stuff it full of the various alcohol you can find to maximise the randomness. Use pre-sealed drinks, or bottle up your own concoctions from the back of the fridge crap.

If you suspect your guests might be dirty cheats, use small pieces of paper to write the names of the different drinks.

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